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i understand that constantine the great banned them because they were eaten at pagan festivals.. in view of the pagan connection,should jws eat sausages?
Sausages are served on plates.
John the Baptists head was delivered to Herods Missus on a plate, Pontius Pilate washed his hands in a plate like bowl and the harlot drinks the blood of the righteous in Revelation out of a cup shaped plate.
So since everytime a plate is mentioned it is a bad thing and sausages are served on plates, JWs can't eat sausages.
he lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog......
There was also the dyslexic Devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.
Don't forget the dyslexic pimp, who bought a warehouse.
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outaservice (enquiring minds want to know)
How many JWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 - But if they are not married they risk DFing for immorality if caught.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of it's own.
She drops her chips.
hello, fellow science lovers!
i'm back with another edition in my series.
this article is about a very curious appendage on our friend the giant panda.
Panda thumbs up! :-)
announced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.
followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.
he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.
Any JW will bellieve that the end nigh and Armageddon is around the corner.
It's the complacency of it all which riles me. Do they have no compassion for anyone else? Do that not care that their unbelieving mate, family member, neighbour who are going to be slaughtered by a vengeful Jehovah. Shouldn't they be in the streets begging people to look at the truth? Shouldn't they be doing everything in their power make people believe that the judgement day is near, using all means available, TV, Internet, Mail shots etc?
But what have we got? People who struggle to preach this important news for a few hours a month. An organisation which is more interested in sales than souls.
It's the "I'm OK, Jack" syndrome - If Armageddon did come tomorrow, very few JW's would get thru'
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what a great world, we are throwing good food away because we are too lazy or dumb and don't value it while millions elsewhere starve to death.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4443111.stm.
Food is cheap, readily available to all. Easy come, easy go.
Now that's certainly not my idea of a wet Tshirt competition.
if you could choose your very own addition to the 10 commandments, what would it be?
Thou shalt ignore the first 10 commandments.
..like the english.. most brits use slang and colloquialisms as part of their everyday life.
even jw's use the less offensive terms.
i was surprised that many americans hadn't heard of the term "loo" before.
Leolaia, Brilliant has to be pronounced in estuary English to get the best effect, something like "Briwyaunt"
